Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My vagina is very pro this idea
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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