All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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