you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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