READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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