You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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