just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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