Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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