so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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