Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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