508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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