I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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