This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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