I don't think brook has ever known best
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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