You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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