when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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