is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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