he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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