Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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