Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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