GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Randomize
