ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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