i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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