Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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