Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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