it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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