I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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