She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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