its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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