I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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