Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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