you guys were way drunker than both of me
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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