Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
