Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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