I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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