Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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