so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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