you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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