Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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