I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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