Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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