Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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