You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Randomize