We're like a lot better than the average bears
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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