"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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