My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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