O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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