I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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