yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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