do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i came on her dog
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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