wat bout pragnant strippers??
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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