There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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