dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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