I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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