Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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