is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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