Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I want her autograph on my taint
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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