Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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