Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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