Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
