did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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